They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho. Take that one to bed with you tonight.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors hammer on your doors with golf clubs.