If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

I'm not a great one for looking back.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

If you can change three lives in 10, three lives in a hundred, that's got to be good, hasn't it?

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.