America can enjoy a vital, fully functioning government, with all the benefits provided by Texas, while reducing Texas at the same time.

I am an author, and like many in my profession, I am also a traveling salesman, going all over in an attempt to persuade people to spend twenty-five dollars on a hardcover book by me.

I don't want to collect Indian art, though pots and beadwork and blankets made by Indians remain the most beautiful art objects in the American West, in my opinion.

Russians don't complain, usually.

There's an idea of the Plains as the middle of nowhere, something to be contemptuous of. But it's really a heroic place.

Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.