There's an idea of the Plains as the middle of nowhere, something to be contemptuous of. But it's really a heroic place.

America can enjoy a vital, fully functioning government, with all the benefits provided by Texas, while reducing Texas at the same time.

Words are charms. It's like a song you didn't even know you knew.

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.

Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

Russians don't complain, usually.

Siberia is so big, it’s almost more an idea than a place