They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in case you start to catch on.

Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.

Favorite color: I hate colors.

Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.

I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.

Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.

I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.