I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.
Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
Favorite color: I hate colors.
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.