Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.

Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.

Favorite color: I hate colors.

Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.

Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.

I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.