Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
Ian ShoalesNever ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.
Ian ShoalesFootball players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Ian ShoalesEverybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.
Ian ShoalesAdvice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on while performing ... If your girlfriend asks you to choose between her and your music, sell your instruments immediately - especially if you're a drummer ... Finally, go easy on the supermodels, don't forget to tune, and remember: a tiny bit of dry ice and lasers goes a long way. Ditto with tattoos.
Ian Shoales