Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

Favorite color: I hate colors.

I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why should the motion-picture industry be responsible for our morality? Dad says to Mom, `SCARFACE is in town.' `What's it about?' `Human scum who kill each other over cocaine deals.' `Sounds great! Let's take the kids!'

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.

Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.

Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.