It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.