[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I don't want to watch people fighting.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"