Very few people, thank God, look like the pictures of them which are published in the papers and the weekly magazines.

That is what is so marvelous about Europe; the people long ago learned that space and beauty and quiet refuges in a great city, where children may play and old people sit in the sun, are of far more value to the inhabitants than real estate taxes and contractors' greed.

George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English prose.

We've surrounded the most vital and commonplace human function with a vast morass of taboos, convention, hypocrisy, and plain claptrap.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

Prolonged statistics are a lethal dose, which if it does not kill will certainly dispel your audience.

You can always spot a well informed man his views are the same as yours.