People are subject to moods, to temptations and fears, lethargy and aberration and ignorance, and the staunchest qualities shift under the stresses and strains of daily life.

It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an enormous war-making machine.

Next to a good meal and possibly a long night's sleep the greatest morale builder ... is clothes.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying.

Young people want to look like peas in a pod, and there is no use trying to make them different.

George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English prose.