You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman.

I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.

It was the kind of place you went when your earthly troubles became too much for you and you were looking for a creative way to commit suicide.

I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.

What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’?” “No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an asshole!’”I headed for the house. “On yours or mine?” “On yours.” “Well, in that case, your magic isn’t working. I’m still an asshole.

The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. "This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.

On the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to blink (his velvet brown eyes framed in embarassingly long lashes) a few times, and they would all faint.