Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor. “Maybe they just came over to borrow a cup of sugar,” I said. Andrea barked a short laugh. Curran put his hand on my shoulder. “That’s a lot of sugar. Must be a big cake.

A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.

Living in your dreams meant bitter disappointment when you woke up.

Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.

Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.

I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place.