My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, that's great. Fantastic. So mature. Perhaps he would pull my pigtails next or stick a tack on my seat.
Ilona AndrewsEvery handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.
Ilona AndrewsYou fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? Youโd make a fortune.
Ilona AndrewsI don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.
Ilona AndrewsHe snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jimโs. โNone of that in my house!โ Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.
Ilona Andrews