My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, that's great. Fantastic. So mature. Perhaps he would pull my pigtails next or stick a tack on my seat.
Ilona AndrewsYou replaced me with a shaved poodle?โ โHeโs got mad skills.โ Derekโs eyebrows crept up. โHe can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesnโt make fun of my car.
Ilona AndrewsThey're fanatics. It's like expecting humanity from a falling rock. It's not going to have a fit of compassion and not crack your skull open.
Ilona AndrewsNice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.
Ilona AndrewsI have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.
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