...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.
Ilona AndrewsAndrea raised her hand. โThis is the hand that slapped Aunt B.โ โMaybe you should have it gold-plated.โ โHere, you can touch it, since youโre my best friend.
Ilona AndrewsIm's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My children get drunk, confuse a herd of cows with an enemy regiment, and slaughter the lot, screaming like lunatics until the entire army panics.
Ilona AndrewsEveryone had a weakness. It was the law of nature that for each being there was a predator, or a disease, or a vulnerability built into their very core.
Ilona Andrews