Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.

What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.

On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board