One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.

Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword.

If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he’ll be thrilled, because he took you there.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.