you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.

Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?

Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to make unpleasant decisions, but we do all those things because we’re aware of the consequences which will follow if we don’t.

« Are you hungry, baby?” Curran asked. “Starving.” “I think we should go to dinner.” “Great idea.” “What are you going to wear?” “My badass face.” “Good choice,” he said. »

People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.