After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes.

Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

Just once I want it to be easy and neat. But no, there is never a good decision. I pick what I can live with.

True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.

Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.

Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.

Sometimes, when you crave certain feelings, you'll trick yourself into thinking the other person is something other than what he apears.