All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.

Why could nothing with Kate be simple? Why couldn’t Jim ever just come by to tell me that he had bowled a perfect game or benched a personal best. Maybe finally asked that weird tiger girl out.

Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome

Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever!

She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?" "To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool." Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.