You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

I can't hate people that much. Don't get me wrong. I want to murder every last Keeper I can find. But that's not hate. That's vengeance.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly.

She eats grass. Don’t ask.

Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.