Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.

I dived for it, caught it three inches above the cement, and found myself face-to-face with the salamander. Ruby-red eyes regarded me with mild curiosity, black lips parted, and a long, spiderweb-thin filament of a tongue slithered from the salamander’s mouth and kissed the sphere’s glass in the reflection of my nose. Hi, I love you, too.

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.