I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilariโI mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.
Ilona AndrewsI do shodo magic,โ Dali said. โI curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper and I canโt move while I do it. One smudge, and I might kill the lot of us.โ Oh good. โBut donโt worry.โ Dali waved her arms. โItโs so precise, it usually doesnโt work at all.โ Better and better.
Ilona AndrewsThe first rule of etiquette a boy learns when he's about to enter society is that civility is due to all women. No provocation, no matter how unjust and rudely delivered, can validate a man who fails to treat a woman with anything less than utmost courtesy." The boys hung on his every word. He glanced in her direction. "I have met some incredibly unpleasant women, and I have never failed in this duty. But I must admit: your sister may prove my undoing.
Ilona Andrews