Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?

Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword.

It was the kind of place you went when your earthly troubles became too much for you and you were looking for a creative way to commit suicide.

"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."

Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic consort?" "Yeah, I want a vacation." -Kate & Curran to Jim