It may be easier to get forgiveness than permission, but trust is harder to get back than both.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

What if reincarnation really happens, and Jesus were reincarnated, & you were a total d*ck to him? It could happen. You should probably treat everyone like they were Jesus reincarnated.

Why would they have book covers if we aren't supposed to judge the book by them? It makes no sense.

Who you love is an illustration of you... but whomever loves you back is you... in HD.

Teach by example and treat yourself the way you would want your children to treat themselves.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.