I've never understood why people get mad at others for not being interested in them romantically - especially when there are so many reasons to be mad at people that are within their control.

Who you love is an illustration of you... but whomever loves you back is you... in HD.

Once you acknowledge that reality is not your enemy, it will no longer be your enemy.

What if reincarnation really happens, and Jesus were reincarnated, & you were a total d*ck to him? It could happen. You should probably treat everyone like they were Jesus reincarnated.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else.

Looking for a gem, we are sometimes dumb enough to try to hold on to a lump of coal, convinced that it will turn into a diamond in our lifetime... but all it does it get sh*t all over you until you burn it and use the energy for something else.