We live in a world where joy and empathy and pleasure are all around us, there for the noticing.

Many times I see you as a portrait of torture.

I played no sports well. Because I was a boy in the United States Of America, I was forced into Little League and played horrible Little League baseball, and played football and basketball in school situations where I was forced to.

I think the most famous person I've ever met is Brad Pitt.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?