Great stories happen to those who can tell them.

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay."

In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it.

Great stories happen to those who can tell them.

You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all... If that happens, you're doing it right.

I don't think I've ever stolen anything.

We're Jews, my family, and Jews break down into two distinct subcultures: book Jews and money Jews. We were money Jews.