When someone says you can't do what you know you can do, then you can't do anything

I'm all about exuberance. We only have one short life to live, and we shouldn't waste it being tasteful.

I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.

The key to looking great in the evening is to look original. Try to look different from others without looking out of place. When everyone else is wearing black, stand out in a bold, bright color. When everyone else is wearing dress that falls to the floor, shock them with a short gold brocade suit. But try not to overdo it. Focus on one thing: Will it be a statement neckclace, a stunning pair of earrings, or really big hair? You decide.

Remember this: No one is looking at your imperfections; they're all too busy worrying about their own.

The moon is such a planet, I can’t even stand it. What else is it if it’s not a planet?

When people ask, Do you like children? I always say, I like some children, yes. Some children I don't like.