If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

I'm just a normal guy.

I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

I like hanging out with people.

When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.