I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.

When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.

I just like making people laugh.

I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.