Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
I write short stories. I write every day.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.
I will always smell good.