If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?
I love acting. I love performing.
If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
I will always smell good.