Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.

Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not.

Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change.

If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.