If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.
Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.
Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not.
Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change.
If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. Iโm counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they donโt give you a reason to be in this lane.