I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

A lot of comedians are selfish.

Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.

I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience.

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.