I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

I’m trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don’t know if there’s any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.