I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

I’m trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don’t know if there’s any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

A lot of comedians are selfish.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

Women put guys through tests all the time.