I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!

You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I will shine better if I could do it 200 percent rather than do it 80 percent and make it so-so.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.