You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.