As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I have to satisfy my audience.

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.