For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.

I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path.