I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.