I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.