I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it - all those fancy costumes and all. Sally said I was a sacrilegious atheist. I probably am. The thing Jesus really would've liked would be the guy who plays the kettle drums in the orchestra.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

The sentence im reading is terrific.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

People never notice anything.

Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.

Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first one who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior.