It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

She said she knew she was able to fly because when she came down she always had dust on her fingers from touching the light bulbs.

The thing with kids is, if they want to grab for the gold ring, you have to let them do it, and not say anything. If they fall off, they fall off, but it's bad if you say anything.

Are all your stars shining?

Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.

People are always ruining things for you.

People always clap for the wrong reasons.