It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

If Death stepped miraculously through the glass and came in after you, in all probability you just got up and went along with him, ferociously but quietly.

Some of my best friedns are children. In fact, all of my best friends are children.

There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.

Bessie: 'Why don't you get married?' Zooey: 'I like riding in trains too much. You never get to sit next to the window anymore when you're married.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady.