It's good to have certain restrictions sometimes, but it's definitely more fun to play really loud, with distortion.

I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.

All labels are offensive in some way.

I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.

You might as well play at the show everyone else is playing at.

When I play a solo I'm just expressing that moment. It can go horribly wrong easily enough.

Generally my songs are just some riffs slung together as an excuse for a guitar solo.