Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues, and to help prevent divorces thanks to the sheer bother of arguing over who owns what.

Dear Mr Skully, I have caught my neck in a mangle and will be indisposed for eternity. Yours in death S.D.

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.

If you're going to love somebody, love somebody who needs it.

Expect the worst and that's what you'll get only it will be much worse.