Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.

If you're going to love somebody, love somebody who needs it.

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death

The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.

I'm all for Christianity, but insolence must be put down.