Expect the worst and that's what you'll get only it will be much worse.

And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I loved.

Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues, and to help prevent divorces thanks to the sheer bother of arguing over who owns what.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.

Dear Mr Skully, I have caught my neck in a mangle and will be indisposed for eternity. Yours in death S.D.

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.