I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

My band and I are brothers. Nothing can break us. With it 'till the end.

I Google myself pretty often. I usually find something about All Time Low or my break-up with Holly [Madison].

I consider us to be one of the first Internet-based bands, especially because we basically started our entire band via the Internet. Before MySpace Music even existed, we had a band MySpace page. We were one of the first fifty bands on PureVolume(.com), and we really built everything from the Internet. That's how we started talking to record labels, that's how we booked our first tours. Without the Internet social networking, like Twitter, we definitely wouldn't be where we are today. It is a huge part of the band.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.