I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

I go into the crowd almost everyday and I really really really despise it when people try to steal my shoes. That is a thing where they're proabably like 'oh, you can just go out and buy a new pair'. Like yeah, but those are my shoes. How would you feel if I tried to steal your shoes?

I don't get stage fright. I do get nervous before I play in front of big audiences [though].

I don't love playing new songs in a festival environment. Because when it comes to a festival a lot of people probably won't know your band really well at all so playing more familiar songs is a little more conducive in having a better show.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.