What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

I have so much freedom to put whatever I want on a t-shirt, and it's cool because I get a lot of fan feedback so I like to see what kids like to wear and I like to use some of their ideas to make t-shirts.