I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.

I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.

I took a year of karate. It was like obligatory... every kid was taking like one year of karate and one year of piano in my town. It was Bruce Lee and Liberace. But I was not a white belt. I graduated. I had a colour belt - but that's all you need to know. It could have been black, it could have been yellow, or it could have been anything in between.

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.